Media Owner Mugs

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

King Solomon's Pollster.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

Your ad here!

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'Get me public relations!'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Comcast Takeover

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'The following government propaganda will be simulcast on all TV and cable networks under relaxed media ownership rules...'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

News Reporters.

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."