Media Owner Gifts

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

King Solomon's Pollster.

Your ad here!

'You've been killing files again.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

News Reporters.

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'The following government propaganda will be simulcast on all TV and cable networks under relaxed media ownership rules...'

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."