Owner Gifts

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'That's our mission statement.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'That was fun!'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Dog Walking Services

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."