Sole Proprietor Gifts

That's what I hate about sole proprietorship. On Boss's Day, nobody gives me a gift.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'That's our mission statement.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Cut Price

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'