"Surely, as a sole trader, you can just pay yourself a huge bonus?"
Sole Trader Gifts
Looking for a gift for a sole trader? Whether they run their own business or work independently, find witty, inspiring, and thoughtful products that highlight their entrepreneurial journey. Perfect for freelancers, small business owners, and independent professionals, these gifts bring a smile and a boost of motivation. From mugs to prints, find something unique that celebrates their hard work and independence. Show them you appreciate their hustle with a gift that speaks to their solo success.
The day the stock market went UP.
Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks
Build Your Own Portfolio
'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'
It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!
'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'
City Boy.
"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."
"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"
Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'
Day trading.
Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St
'When investment bankers give parental advice'
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
A child runs an equity stand.
'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'
"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."
'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'
'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'
Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'
'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'
Why markets crash.
Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.
'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'
'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'
'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.
"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."
Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.
Dow Jones drop
Vanna White: The Later Years.
First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.
'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'
'Time to buy.'
'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'
Sole Trader Gifts Collection
Sole Trader Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for sole traders—perfect for morning coffee or inspiring quotes that keep their entrepreneurial spirit alive.
Sole Trader Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with messages for sole traders—ideal for adding personality and comfort to their workspace or home.
Sole Trader Prints
Decorate their office or workspace with inspiring prints tailored for sole traders, offering motivation and a sense of pride in their independent work lifestyle.
Sole Trader T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for sole traders, blending humor and motivation into stylish wear that celebrates their independent journey.