Tiny Traders Gifts

'Proctor & Gamble, Proctor & Gamble, Kimberly-Clark...Can't anyone in this investment club think outside the diaper?'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Build Your Own Portfolio

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Why markets crash.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Dow Jones drop

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'