Tiny Investor Gifts

'I'm trying to diversify my portfolio.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Jack of all trades

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Show and Tell.

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

The Book Club

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

'Turkey dot com.'

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

Two kids have stands: one Lemonade the other Tooth Fairy Investment Advisor.

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

'The princess lived happily ever after on her dividends from her investment portfolio.'

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

"Sippy cup holders!"

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'