Little Financier Gifts

'How much allowance do you get?'

"Instead of an allowance, I'd like a stock option."

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"It failed the stress test."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Thanks again, kid!"

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Girl holding money.

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'