Purse Packrat Gifts

'Could I have the receipt, please? I like to keep them buried at the bottom of my purse.'

Welcome to the Team

That one has all the batteries!

Dogs

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

"Holding her purse? First time?"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'Stop staring at my purse!'

"A wooden leg, Buck? You're storing a wooden leg?!" Karen knew better than to marry a packrat.

The Economic Crisis

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

A barrel breaks in a man's luggage and he gets oysters over his clean clothes

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'

Morris was going to get more difficult than most to adjust to a paperless office

"Now you know what your email goes through when you send a gigantic file."

Chanel Bags at Dawn

Art Prison

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

-Could you hurry please... I need it for the first race at Newmarket (at the bank loan desk).

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

Bank transporting a giant purse.

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'