Rat Pack Admirer Gifts

Frank Sinatra

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Welcome to the Team

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Dogs

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Living with a cataholic.

Frank Sinatra.

Year of the Rat

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Smiling rat.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'So, tomorrow is bring your kid to work day. Now keep a close watch on him! I don't think I need to remind anyone of what happened last time he went to that lab!'

"Play Misty for me."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

Rats pick out subway lines to inhabit.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

"You know, at any given moment, you're not more than 6 ft away from one of them."

Rattlesnake with babies.

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.

"I have the after-dinner mints: we're all set to go hunting..."