Rat Admirer Gifts

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Year of the Rat

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

What does aloof mean?

Greenfingers.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Mice playing double bass

"Slippery, huh?"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

The Rabbit Meeting.