Rat Fan Gifts

A pack rat that is bad at directions.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Wolf Karaoke

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Bat

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."