Rat Fan Gifts

A pack rat that is bad at directions.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Wolf Karaoke

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Boarway Show

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"