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Leaf rake - wider than space

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

The Grim Rapper

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

Two prehistoric men struggle to lift a heavy rock near Stonehenge.

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

Drug testing for Tour de France.

Caution.

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

Curling & curling while curling.

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

'Sure, I catch it once in a while, but nothing beats the chase.'

"Have I given up too much of my humanity to get to the top?"

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'

Hooked on spares....

' . . . Will you quit trying to rake that leaf!'

Bicycle race.

Cull people who open car doors without checking for traffic.

"There he is. The ringer."

'There's a warning label on the handle.'