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' . . . Will you quit trying to rake that leaf!'

"I gotta be me!"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Joe Henry

A souped up car...

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Rugby Player

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Nick Cave.

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'Let's rock!'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Kurt Cobain

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Joe Strummer in his garden...

Now we wait for the snow.

Classic vs Rock

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure