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'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'It's not doubles. That's his agent back there.'

"My pro said this would help my net game."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

A tantrum of tennis players

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racket."

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Joe Henry

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Rugby Player

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Let's rock!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Kurt Cobain

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Driverless Car

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Classic vs Rock

Joe Strummer in his garden...

Bill Tilden

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"