Leaf Raking Rebel T-Shirts

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"I never rake all my leaves till all of them have fallen."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Sunday.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Spring/Summer/Winter

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Wrong Side of the Equator

Cluster Catastrophe

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

A Vegetable Plot...

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

No Parking in Firelane.

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'It's only a bin, Dear...don't let them get to you...'

"Shall I toss these half-dead batteries, or put them in a device we don't use and let them die with dignity?"

Wrong Side of the equator.

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."