Leaf Raking Rebel Gifts

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"I never rake all my leaves till all of them have fallen."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Sunday.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Spring/Summer/Winter

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

Cluster Catastrophe

Wrong Side of the Equator

A Vegetable Plot...

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

'If environmentalism grows any more powerful, I'll have to rail against it too.'

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Recycled humor.

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

No Parking in Firelane.

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'It's only a bin, Dear...don't let them get to you...'