Leaf Raking Pro Gifts

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

"The trees are laughing at us."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Autumn Dog

"It takes him forever to finish."

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Wrong Side of the Equator

"Ever have a day when you just didn't feel like going to work?"

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

Nooooo! Fall.

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

'We won't be seeing that one again...'

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Sticky suit leaf collection system

Wrong Side of the equator.

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

'Be prepared men..This season could be as wild as the one we had back on '97' Caprion: Legends of the Fall.

A man waits for the last leaf to fall from a tree

"I never rake all my leaves till all of them have fallen."

'Always plant trees so that the prevailing wind blows the autumn leaves next door'