Leaf Raking Guru Gifts

Yep. Looks like Carpal Autumnal Syndrome.

'Oh Hi!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

Wrong Side of the Equator

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Bovine Fast Food

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Grades of booze

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Sticky suit leaf collection system

Wrong Side of the equator.

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

A man waits for the last leaf to fall from a tree