Leaf Blower Virtuoso Gifts

"We could start a band."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Spring/Summer/Winter

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

"Ever have a day when you just didn't feel like going to work?"

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Leaf Blower.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Sticky suit leaf collection system

Leaf Blower Showdown.

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

Clowns tending lawn.

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.