Leaf Blower Aficionado Gifts

"I need one louder than the one my neighbor's got."

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

I know they told me not to bark

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Autumn Dog

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

How You Know It's Spring...

"You're looking very autumnal."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Autumn Rain

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."