Leaf Blower Extraordinaire Gifts

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

Leaf rake - wider than space

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Wrong Side of the Equator

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

This had the potential to get really nasty...

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Nooooo! Fall.

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"