Leaf-blowing Enthusiast Gifts

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

I know they told me not to bark

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Autumn Dog

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"You're looking very autumnal."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

"Remember, fall is just one of many reasons you shouldn't leave your mother to go live in California."

When Leaves Start to Turn

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

Leaf Blower.

Autumn Rain

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.