Leaf Blower Enthusiast Gifts

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Leaf Blower.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I know they told me not to bark

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Autumn Dog

"We could start a band."

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

How You Know It's Spring...

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"You're looking very autumnal."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Autumn Rain

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.