Leaf Blower Legend Gifts

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"The trees are laughing at us."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Biker Lawn Mower

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

Leaf zone!

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"We're out of bags."

The new fall content.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Indian summer.

Cutting the tree too early?

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

"These hostas are out of control!"