Leaf Blower Champion Gifts

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"This job blows."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Cat in Tree.

"The trees are laughing at us."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"We could start a band."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

Clancy: Thick Flies

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Time Flies

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.