Leaf Blower Warriors Gifts

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We're out of bags."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"We could start a band."

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Leaf rake - wider than space

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Garden Pest Solutions

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."