Leaf Blower Warriors T-Shirts

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"We could start a band."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Leaf rake - wider than space

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Garden Pest Solutions

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Leaf Blower.

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."