Leaf Blower Rival T-Shirts

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"It takes him forever to finish."

Autumn Dog

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"We could start a band."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

Autumn

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'We won't be seeing that one again...'

This had the potential to get really nasty...

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Leaf duel.

'I'd say that fall is just around the corner!'

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.