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"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I'm all in.'

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

Leaf Blower.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

Woman coaxing husband into mowing lawn by dangling a bottle of beer in front of him.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Clowns tending lawn.