Leaf Blower Virtuoso T-Shirts

"We could start a band."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Spring/Summer/Winter

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

"Ever have a day when you just didn't feel like going to work?"

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

"When the leaves fall, they land in the cans. It sure saves a lot of raking!"

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

Flower Arranging.