Leaf Blower Humorist T-Shirts

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"We could start a band."

'Lettuce pray!'

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Leaf Blower.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

Bathing Flowers.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

This had the potential to get really nasty...

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It's a perfect day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and the lawnmower is broken.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."