Leaf Blower Humorist T-Shirts

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

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"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"We could start a band."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'Lettuce pray!'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Bathing Flowers.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'It's a perfect day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and the lawnmower is broken.'

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."