Leaf Blower T-Shirts

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Romantic Glass Blower

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

God Creating the Universe...

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Fish Food

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

Leaf rake - wider than space

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Wrong Side of the Equator

Sherlock Holmes finds the solution.

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Birthday cake

Leaf Blower.

The Jacques Cousteau Story

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

NCAA Bubble

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'