Leaf Blower Lover T-Shirts

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Rose Garden

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I've seen a tulip before."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Leaf zone!

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

I know they told me not to bark

The new fall content.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Indian summer.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Cutting the tree too early?

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"