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"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"This job blows."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Cat in Tree.

"The trees are laughing at us."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"We could start a band."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

Clancy: Thick Flies

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Leaf Blower.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Time Flies

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

"I need one louder than the one my neighbor's got."