Leaf-blowing Aficionado T-Shirts

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

I know they told me not to bark

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Autumn Dog

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"You're looking very autumnal."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

"Remember, fall is just one of many reasons you shouldn't leave your mother to go live in California."

When Leaves Start to Turn

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

Autumn Rain

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

Leaf Blower.

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."