Leaf Blower Rival Gifts

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"It takes him forever to finish."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Autumn Dog

"We could start a band."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

Autumn

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'We won't be seeing that one again...'

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Leaf duel.

The leaf blower's worst nightmare... another leaf blower.