Leaf Blower Enthusiast Pillows

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Leaf Blower.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Autumn Dog

"We could start a band."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

How You Know It's Spring...

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

Autumn Rain

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

This had the potential to get really nasty...

Battle of the leaf-blowers.

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

Runaway leaf.