Leaf Aficionado Gifts

Flower Arranging.

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Leaf zone!

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

The Houseplant Cemetery.

The new fall content.

I know they told me not to bark

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Indian summer.

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

Cutting the tree too early?

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

This plant is a lousy malingerer!