Leaf Fanatic Gifts

Autumn Leaves

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

A large leaf falling on a dog

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Cats and gardens.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

The Garden

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Devi's brew?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Roses

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"