Raking Aficionado Gifts

A man with a rake on a desert island

The experienced backpacker.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

But is it organic?

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Dog phrenology

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Rubbish and Everest

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Sergeant Stripes

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dog

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

Spring/Summer/Winter

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.