Rake Enthusiast Gifts

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Nooooo! Fall.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

No Double Parking

A man with a rake on a desert island

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Ark under giant brolly.

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Leaf rake - wider than space

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

Now we wait for the snow.

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

"I still don't understand why you call this planet earth."

"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."