Reaper Enthusiast Gifts

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

'Nevermore.'

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"Come on - let me guess again."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

Operation/Grim Reaper

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"You may need to seek professional help."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"