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"Really? I can call my attorney first?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Rap-scallions

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Beware of Dawg.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Gangsta wrap.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Another Scotch?'

Hip hop Santa.

Rap-Nav.

"I now represent both death and taxes."

The Grim Rapper

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

Bling Crosby.