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"Really? I can call my attorney first?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

Rap-scallions

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Beware of Dawg.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Gangsta wrap.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

The Grim Rapper

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Another Scotch?'

Rap-Nav.

Hi again

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Hip hop Santa.

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'