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"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Operation/Grim Reaper

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Come on - let me guess again."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"You may need to seek professional help."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

Covid Boarding Pass