Musical Reaper Fan Prints

"My ringtone is the song, 'Stayin' Alive.' In my business, you have to have a sense of humor."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Hi again

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Operation/Grim Reaper

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

'Is it bad news, doctor?'

It's called a scythe

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"Come on - let me guess again."

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"You may need to seek professional help."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

Your honor, why won't you instruct the witness to answer the question? Because he has a gavel and I have a scythe.