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"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Call security - and my cardiologist."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"

Operation/Grim Reaper

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'Try to think of it as early parole.'

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"

Charleston dance.

"I'm thinking about going big."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.'

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!