Reaper Of Style T-Shirts

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Bag Lady.

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

Sty Guru

'Don't panic Big Guy, I'm just here to cut you down to size.'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

There is no clear line in the salon world.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"This is the only spectacle frame that fits your special needs, sir."

"You borrowed your sister's dresses again, Irene?"

Mick Aston, Time Team - RIP.

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

"Really? I can call my attorney first?"

"Hmmm, I'd better upgrade my health insurance before I get these..."

'No, it's not one of those trendy slanted skirts...she's just tucked it into her pants.'

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

This just in

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

Bob's season finale.

"Be honest, do I look that dorky?"

'Phil was amazed at the attention his halterneck top was attracting.'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'