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Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

New Shoes.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Decaying corpse

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Poetry reading nightly

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Meet the Artist

"Back in 15 min."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

"Mom!!"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

The Grim Rapper

Bag Lady.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.